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meme time
The rules!
If you want to do this one, do not read the questions. Choose twelve of your favorite characters. (or they can just be any characters you want!) They can be from any number of fandoms. Once you have them written down and numbered, you can read on.
1. Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)
2. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
3. Armand (Vampire Chronicles - the early ones = good ones)
4. Felix Harrowgate (does this series by Sarah Monette have a meta-name?, the Mélusine-Books?)
5. Tarabas (Princess Fantaghiró)
6. Seregil í Korit Solun Meringil Bôkthersa (The Nightrunner Series)
7. Orochimaru (Naruto)
8. Michiru Kaioh (Sailor Moon)
9. Hauro (Howl's Moving Castle - Movie)
10. Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)
11. Kaworu Nagisa (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
12. Oriya Mibu (Yami no Matsuei)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Seregil/Kaworu. Does not only break the time-space-continuum but also my heart. nope. never.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
OMGWTFBBQ?!?! Felix Harrowgate. HOT, very so. epitome of teh hotness. worship-worthy despite real bad personality. - he makes the sun sweat.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
as Michiru is the ONLY girl in this list, there would actually be babies for realz without mpreg-ass-magic-freakyness… and with her and Oriya they would be really pretty wavy-haired Japanese cuties... and they'd have two mummies and maybe one daddy in case Haruka restrains herself from chopping off Oriya's head for impregnating her girlfriend...
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Hauro)?
hm. no. have not yet read any.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Severus and Seregil. what is it with this meme trying to make Seregil a promiscuous cheater?! Nonono. pets Alec's head, there, there he wouldn't do that...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Tarabas/Kaworu vs. Tarabas/Lucius Malfoy. Of course I’d rather pair up the wizards. Tarabas/Lucius surly makes for hot sex.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Orochimaru catching Severus and Oriya doing the nasty… as I really do not know and do not want to know how Severus got into Oriyas pants… I’d say Orochimaru would get out his… snakes and join the playground….?
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Armand/Lucius Malfoy. ok.
“Armand cannot any longer resist the rumours about a blond dashingly beautiful and rich wizard he keeps hearing since he started YET AGAIN experimenting with the Dark Arts. Already in the Old World it’s just a few hour's flight to
of course there will be bloodplay and hot’n’steamy tea-times.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
eeeew. HET. Kakashi/Michiru-Fluff? don’t make me think about it. it’s disgusting. (yes, yes I know I'm exaggerating. but I'm slash-purist)
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
sadly enough, I don’t know of anyone who reads Orochimaru-slash...
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don’t have that many lj-friends :( no. no Armand-hetters… at least none that I know of. but who wold go through the pain of making ARMAND of all people het? if he's gay already... comes in handy...
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Dunno. somehow this fandom isn’t that active anymore… but I did draw Kaworu in my fangirly-days.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Severus/Felix/Tarabas… now I really believe that I have a soft spot for ambivalent wizards… and sadly I don’t know anyone who would present me with this special-magical kind of smut.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
never something articulate if there is any screaming, which I highly doubt. but on the other hand maybe Felix, Snape and Tarabas could make Lucius shout out “oh fucking sweet merlin!” once given the chance to manipulate his manly parts…
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
oooh *sigh* Michiru-Songfic. That’d be something soft, yet sophisticated… let’s see… well it would be a Vienna Teng song. Monumentum maybe before they are together (her and Haruka) when they have their first meetings and Haruka acts all cold and dismissive. and perfect for their relationship: Eric’s Song.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kakshi/Seregil/Oriya – effing geesus. I wouldn’t get Seregil mixed up with them. but if I did the ultimate warning would be crack!fic… and the usual I guess… language, violence, non-con, h/c, D/s,… you’re getting the image…
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
*snort” Severus on one of their umpteenth Death Eater meetings: “I feel like we’ve met before…” flatters-eyelashes at Lucius…
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
actually I’ve NEVER read a Tarabas-fic. but I’m writing one myself at the moment.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Seregil of course likes to torture lil Alec when they’re at it… but what really get’s him off is of course rubbing his you-know-what against Ruetha’s soft fur… (sorry but it’s the truth, Alec told me so!)
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Kaworu would do Hauro any time. drunk AND sober.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sorry Armand but with Orochimaru you’re not going to get any chances at topping yet again... because yet again an old man wants to take advantage of your youthful body. yep Orochimaru swings that way we know of his really evident Lolita-complex. but he’ll let you play with his snakes afterwards. so cheer up, Amadeo!
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
ok. Kakashi and Hauro are happy till Hauro dumps Kakashi (well if that isn’t as unrealistically as it can get…) but oh no! it’s Felix this meddlesome wizard full of awesome powers and hotness. of course Hauro cannot resist. so poor Kakashi finds a fellow grey-haired red-eyed guy and Kaworu is all HELL yes, let’s do it. Good. Kakashi trying to get over his hurt and loneliness finally find himself in front of Oryia’s brothel… and get’s serviced by the beautiful owner himself! lucky Kakashi! but Tarabas finds him there and because Kakashi had done nothing but fuck und booze himself into madness and actually takes the advice of the wizard who does not even know the word love let alone it's meaning… to finnaly accept that his true love can only be nobody but: ARMAND! (yes, fear for Kakshi’s sanity)
Title: “The Loss of Love And Sanity”
well damn you, not everyone on my small f-list is in the same fandoms as I am. so no one reading/writing this crazy stuff…